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Here at permanent lemon we believe in eating chocolate. It's embarrassing, isn't it?, to go to those mealy-mouthed chocolate makers that tell you chocolate is really healthy after all, it isn't... no of course it isn't. but that's the whole point. If it were healthy you wouldn't want to eat it. We probably wouldn't want to make it Every one needs extremes of temptation, as these go chocolate is low on the scale. It is discreet, fun, it doesn't stain the fingers, wreck the memory, mess up the complexion - as long, that is, that you're not doing a kilo a day - nobody has got pregnant from eating chocolate by themselves or itself, though there are rumours of chocolated related pregnancy, you don't need a propylactic or for men no discreet operation, you can take them through customs without wetting yourself... Though, I admit, they're not entirely risk free... you sometimes have to hide them away from your significant other and secrets aren't good, one thing leads to another - but there is always a solution, buy twice as much - see they're just not that bad on the richter scale of sin. For the pleasure they give they hardly shake the conscience. eat cool - be cool. ps. of course the 'sports chocolate' when taken with exercise may very well do you good, but don't let that put you off. Go to flavours now |
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