1885

 

In eighteen hundred
And 8ty
5
Sarah Henley
Took a dive
Off the new suspension Bridge.
Sarah didn’t end up
Squidge
For
Luckily, Ms. Henley
Wore
Capacious skirts, a
Pina
4, a

Pair of clean and
Baggy
Drawers. And so
This sad but well dressed Beauty

Made a sort of parachut
Y
Y
Y
Y
Y
Y
!

She floated
Down.
She
Missed
The flood
And
Landed nice
Ly in the
Mud.
(The problem for
This Sarah Henley was
That her boyfriend was
N’t
Frenley)